Cuty Girl

A kisss iz just a kisss till you find da one you love.
A hug iz just a hug till you find da one you are alwayz thinkin of.
A dream iz just a dream till it comez true.
Love was just a word till I heard it from you.

“भगवान् और डॉक्टर को कभी नाराज़ ना करो ….क्यूंकि भगवान् नाराज़ , तो आप डॉक्टर के पास , और डॉक्टर नाराज़ तो आप भगवान् के पास …..”

Boy (in style) : Mac D ma jaiye
Girl: spelling bol to jaiye
Boy : To KFC ma jaiye
Girl: Full form bol to jaiye
Boy: chal javade , vada pav j khaiye…!!

English

Boy (in style) : let’s go to Mac D
Girl: if you tell me Mac Donald full spelling then I’ll come
Boy : then KFC?
Girl: tell me full form of KFC, then I will come
Boy: leave… let’s eat vada pav…!!

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

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Neha